a touching Christmas story ...

A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon. Suddenly, the wife realized her husband had "disappeared." The somewhat irate spouse called her mate's cell phone and demanded: Where the hell are you?

Husband: Darling, you remember that jewelry shop where you saw that diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have the money for it at that time... and said, Baby, it will be yours some day.

Wife, smiling and blushing: Yes, I remember that my love.

Husband: Well, I'm in the bar next to that shop. 

                 Oops, that wasn't the touching Christmas story I wanted to share...  check back in later and I'll keep looking.

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well, at least Grandma no longer worries about getting run over by a reindeer!

Finally!!! Not sure if it was Santa's fault, or if it was the pilot's fault ...

 ... but Grandma won't be worrying about getting run over by a reindeer this year!

Grandma must have nine lives....

Grandma got run over by a reindeer ... 

Every year, keep hearing the Christmas tune "Grandma got ran over by a reindeer" (have even heard other muscians do the song besides the original smartass), now see a commercial with same theme. How many lives does the ol' girl have anyway???

Where are our transportation department dollars going? Don't ya think they could afford a sign or two? It's not like they haven't heard the song for years too, and know Santa's driving record when it comes to poor Grandma ...

If we're going to keep hearing the same song, I'd like to hear some more verses ... let her survive and have some revenge on Santa's drunken driving.

                                                                                                           Just sayin'.....

aahhh yes, those bar jokes never get old ....

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We have a drink here named after you." The grasshopper says, "Bob?"

 A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "I can't serve you." The mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fun-guy."

Two men walk into a bar... you'd think one of them would have seen it.

So, thought a video of the bar jokes would be a nice switch --
Two girls walk into a bar...

let the sky burn ... beautiful music, talented artist

Wow---nice music, you should check this out! She's talented, but just heard this one for the first time today. Don't know why haven't heard it before, guess just not on the list of "need to know"

Let the Sky Burn by Jo Nicholson

Jo or Gaga ... hmmm yeah ok ... do we have to choose?

speaking of reminiscing .....

Not too long ago, got a call from someone in my past ... quite a blast from the past, but not entirely unwelcome. I just wish some friends from the past knew I was thinking about them ... wouldn't mind hearing from others as well.
That one call got me to reminiscing about stupid things we've done in our youth, concerts with friends, times just hanging out chatting, BBQs, listening to music, laughing till we cried. As much as I enjoy my life now, and wouldn't trade a thing, I would like friends to know that they are not forgotten, will always be a part of me, forever in my heart.