A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon. Suddenly, the wife realized her husband had "disappeared." The somewhat irate spouse called her mate's cell phone and demanded: Where the hell are you?
Husband: Darling, you remember that jewelry shop where you saw that diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have the money for it at that time... and said, Baby, it will be yours some day.
Wife, smiling and blushing: Yes, I remember that my love.
Husband: Well, I'm in the bar next to that shop.
Oops, that wasn't the touching Christmas story I wanted to share... check back in later and I'll keep looking.
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