a touching Christmas story ...

A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon. Suddenly, the wife realized her husband had "disappeared." The somewhat irate spouse called her mate's cell phone and demanded: Where the hell are you?

Husband: Darling, you remember that jewelry shop where you saw that diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have the money for it at that time... and said, Baby, it will be yours some day.

Wife, smiling and blushing: Yes, I remember that my love.

Husband: Well, I'm in the bar next to that shop. 

                 Oops, that wasn't the touching Christmas story I wanted to share...  check back in later and I'll keep looking.

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well, at least Grandma no longer worries about getting run over by a reindeer!

Finally!!! Not sure if it was Santa's fault, or if it was the pilot's fault ...

 ... but Grandma won't be worrying about getting run over by a reindeer this year!

Grandma must have nine lives....

Grandma got run over by a reindeer ... 

Every year, keep hearing the Christmas tune "Grandma got ran over by a reindeer" (have even heard other muscians do the song besides the original smartass), now see a commercial with same theme. How many lives does the ol' girl have anyway???

Where are our transportation department dollars going? Don't ya think they could afford a sign or two? It's not like they haven't heard the song for years too, and know Santa's driving record when it comes to poor Grandma ...

If we're going to keep hearing the same song, I'd like to hear some more verses ... let her survive and have some revenge on Santa's drunken driving.

                                                                                                           Just sayin'.....